February 2012
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annefranksgasmask:
no one liks me because i laugh at my own jokes
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just tell me who won best picture so i can sleep...
omg yes meryl :D
i swear if rooney wins
homeboxoffice:
if hugo wins best picture i swear
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school
martinvanger:
looking at your blog the day after a liveblog is like waking up with a hangover and trying to work out what happened the night before
conanofallon:
I feel like these ‘Lifetime Achievement Awards’ are just another way of saying “we’re afraid you might die soon so here is an award to make up for all the times we may have snubbed you”
mightyq82 said: ...
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
virginclub:
rumour:
what happened to the naked brothers band
they put clothes on
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
martinfreemans:
billy crystal looks so fucking old.
i miss when he looked like this.
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